Okay here is the first More Dots video. My first attempt was heroic magmaw, but that's dated now, and I needed to redo it for realsies and I never did. In any case, here's Shananananox:
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Duke Nukem Forever!
I hate, and by hate I mean am bad at, fps games. Pointing and clicking with predictable results is elusive to me. Just as my fat, stubby fingers failed to master a violin, my unwieldy arms and stubborn wrists flail uselessly, even as pyro.
I loved duke nukem 3d. It was released in 1996, also known as 15 years ago, which means I was roughly 10 when I played it. Considering my fond (and many) memories, I can't help but wonder if that game was the beginning of puberty, given the sort of unmentionables that followed. I never cared about Duke Nukem Forever because the reason I loved duke nukem 3d were the digital breasts. It wasn't a particularly good game, and I doubted that any remake could capture the nostalgia of a 10-year-old and his first porn. So I will probably never play, nor see Duke Nukem Forever in action. Fortunately, my favorite reviewer has played it for me. You can watch Yahtzee's take here.
In case you don't watch it, the highlight of the video is right at the end where it reads,
"And you can't even give money to strippers. That's like remaking Jaws and forgetting to put a shark in it."
I loved duke nukem 3d. It was released in 1996, also known as 15 years ago, which means I was roughly 10 when I played it. Considering my fond (and many) memories, I can't help but wonder if that game was the beginning of puberty, given the sort of unmentionables that followed. I never cared about Duke Nukem Forever because the reason I loved duke nukem 3d were the digital breasts. It wasn't a particularly good game, and I doubted that any remake could capture the nostalgia of a 10-year-old and his first porn. So I will probably never play, nor see Duke Nukem Forever in action. Fortunately, my favorite reviewer has played it for me. You can watch Yahtzee's take here.
In case you don't watch it, the highlight of the video is right at the end where it reads,
"And you can't even give money to strippers. That's like remaking Jaws and forgetting to put a shark in it."
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Content I Already Posted Somewhere Else
I've written some stuff down that really helped me get started in Cata, and I want you to have some content and some idea of what I do. Here are links to some of the threads I've crashed:
(this contains an error that I corrected a few posts down)
Obligatory Introduction
Hi! Thanks for coming.
This blog will attempt to cover all the PvE Warlockery I can manage. My goals are thus:
1) To feature full videos of raid content from my perspective (good and bad!).
2) To feature tips and tricks for individual raid encounters, compiled from friends, forums, and from personal experience.
3) To describe, in the greatest of detail, as many Warlock-spell-related mechanics, details, uses, costs, benefits, selection criteria, dps, dpet, coefficients, and trivia I know and will learn while writing them.
4) To also describe in lesser detail all of #3, because besides planning a "complete" Warlock reference, I also want to provide a quick Warlock reference.
5) To offer tips and advice on Warlock playing in general, from trash to cash to the random dungeon finder.
6) To update you with all changes Warlock.
7) To help you level your Warlock through quests, elites, and the RDF.
8) To entertain, inform, and educate you through all your Warlock Wanderings.
My priorities are to discuss how I make spell choices in different raid scenarios and to get some raiding footage.
Stay tuned, adventurers.
This blog will attempt to cover all the PvE Warlockery I can manage. My goals are thus:
1) To feature full videos of raid content from my perspective (good and bad!).
2) To feature tips and tricks for individual raid encounters, compiled from friends, forums, and from personal experience.
3) To describe, in the greatest of detail, as many Warlock-spell-related mechanics, details, uses, costs, benefits, selection criteria, dps, dpet, coefficients, and trivia I know and will learn while writing them.
4) To also describe in lesser detail all of #3, because besides planning a "complete" Warlock reference, I also want to provide a quick Warlock reference.
5) To offer tips and advice on Warlock playing in general, from trash to cash to the random dungeon finder.
6) To update you with all changes Warlock.
7) To help you level your Warlock through quests, elites, and the RDF.
8) To entertain, inform, and educate you through all your Warlock Wanderings.
My priorities are to discuss how I make spell choices in different raid scenarios and to get some raiding footage.
Stay tuned, adventurers.
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