Spells

Hint: You may add up to 12 spells to the table. Spell Name: Spell Type: Base Cast Time: Base Ticks: Base Damage: SP Coefficient: Base Tick Speed: Base DPET: Base DPS: Immolate (dot) fire Instant Cast 5 ticks 422.465 damage per tick 0.176 damage per spell power 3 seconds per tick 1408.216 DPET 140.821 DPS
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Corruption

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Tick Speed: Unstable Affliction

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Tick Speed: Bane of Agony Shadowfury Shadowflame Shadowburn Seed of Corruption Rain of Fire Drain Soul Bane of Doom Death Coil Haunt Drain Life Shadow Bolt Incinerate Immolate Conflagrate Soul Fire Searing Pain Hellfire Fel Flames Hand of Gul`Dan Chaos Bolt Affliction 32/3/6 from elitistjerks.com Demonology 0/31/10 from elitistjerks.com Destruction 3/7/31 from elitistjerks.com
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Damage
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DPS + 10 int
DPS + 10 SP
DPS + 10 haste
DPS + 10 crit
DPS + 10 mastery
DPET + 10 int
DPET + 10 sp
DPET + 10 haste
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Friday, June 24, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever!

I hate, and by hate I mean am bad at, fps games. Pointing and clicking with predictable results is elusive to me. Just as my fat, stubby fingers failed to master a violin, my unwieldy arms and stubborn wrists flail uselessly, even as pyro.

I loved duke nukem 3d. It was released in 1996, also known as 15 years ago, which means I was roughly 10 when I played it. Considering my fond (and many) memories, I can't help but wonder if that game was the beginning of puberty, given the sort of unmentionables that followed. I never cared about Duke Nukem Forever because the reason I loved duke nukem 3d were the digital breasts. It wasn't a particularly good game, and I doubted that any remake could capture the nostalgia of a 10-year-old and his first porn. So I will probably never play, nor see Duke Nukem Forever in action. Fortunately, my favorite reviewer has played it for me. You can watch Yahtzee's take here.

In case you don't watch it, the highlight of the video is right at the end where it reads,

"And you can't even give money to strippers. That's like remaking Jaws and forgetting to put a shark in it."
Posted by manguadi at 5:49 AM

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