Okay here is the first More Dots video. My first attempt was heroic magmaw, but that's dated now, and I needed to redo it for realsies and I never did. In any case, here's Shananananox:
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Duke Nukem Forever!
I hate, and by hate I mean am bad at, fps games. Pointing and clicking with predictable results is elusive to me. Just as my fat, stubby fingers failed to master a violin, my unwieldy arms and stubborn wrists flail uselessly, even as pyro.
I loved duke nukem 3d. It was released in 1996, also known as 15 years ago, which means I was roughly 10 when I played it. Considering my fond (and many) memories, I can't help but wonder if that game was the beginning of puberty, given the sort of unmentionables that followed. I never cared about Duke Nukem Forever because the reason I loved duke nukem 3d were the digital breasts. It wasn't a particularly good game, and I doubted that any remake could capture the nostalgia of a 10-year-old and his first porn. So I will probably never play, nor see Duke Nukem Forever in action. Fortunately, my favorite reviewer has played it for me. You can watch Yahtzee's take here.
In case you don't watch it, the highlight of the video is right at the end where it reads,
"And you can't even give money to strippers. That's like remaking Jaws and forgetting to put a shark in it."
I loved duke nukem 3d. It was released in 1996, also known as 15 years ago, which means I was roughly 10 when I played it. Considering my fond (and many) memories, I can't help but wonder if that game was the beginning of puberty, given the sort of unmentionables that followed. I never cared about Duke Nukem Forever because the reason I loved duke nukem 3d were the digital breasts. It wasn't a particularly good game, and I doubted that any remake could capture the nostalgia of a 10-year-old and his first porn. So I will probably never play, nor see Duke Nukem Forever in action. Fortunately, my favorite reviewer has played it for me. You can watch Yahtzee's take here.
In case you don't watch it, the highlight of the video is right at the end where it reads,
"And you can't even give money to strippers. That's like remaking Jaws and forgetting to put a shark in it."
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